This week my lovely friend Riki and I were talking about my book tour.
No, I don’t have a book written, about to be published. But damn! I’d better get a book out of this life experience I’m going through. Then I’ll go on a book tour and bring all the friends mentioned along with me.
We’ll sit in some Barnes & Nobles (those still exist, right?) for a few hours every day. Then it’ll be yummy dinners, spa treatments and hotel slumber parties.
This sounds so wonderful to me at 3:49 a.m., as I lie wide awake in bed after eating a handful of yogurt-covered pretzels, feeling the effects of two cocktails.