Say what?

“I saved you listeria!”
“Did you do Anthony Weiner?”
“Are either of you having health or lifestyle problems?”
“I always knew you were a must-see lover.”
“I have chickenpox!”
“I already grabbed J.Lo.”

These are all real quotes from my co-workers and me. And yes, they were all uttered innocently, but taken out of context, they’re pretty funny, right? Some days my job cracks me right up!

Sometimes the quick responses make the exchange even funnier. Here they are as I remember.

“That was sweet of you.”
Just some giggling
“Sorry, I shouldn’t ask such personal questions.”
“Ohmygod! What did you just say to him?”
“You should probably go home.”
“I didn’t need to know that.”

Published by Candace

I’m a journalist, nutritionist, doting auntie, one-time bobsledder, and wannabe health nut (who loves chocolate and pizza too much to fully commit). I don't want you to think my life is perfect. It's not.

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